It Doesn't Work and other bits of useful information..

I dont understand people and computers. Not a day goes by that I dont hear "It doesnt work". Why is that helpful to me? What exactly do you expect me to do with that bit of information? Im really beginning to think that people think computers actually are magic and you dont need any information whatsoever to fix it. You wouldnt go to your doctor and say I hurt and have the doctor try to figure out what you want. He might look at your hand and you might have a broken foot!! So why am I expected to do the same? I think the next time I hear its broken i will break out a voo doo doll and some sparkly powder and throw it over the computer and tell them maybe the gods will grant your request and fix it.

-magic computer shaman